May 25th
9:14 PM
  • Road signs: Pass left, keep right
  • Other drivers: Yeah okay sure
  • Me: No, really. Keep right and pass left.
  • Other drivers: Eh I don't really feel like changing lanes and...
  • Me: Keep right...
  • Other drivers: but I
  • Me: Pass left.
  • Other drivers: Nooo~~ left lane-chan is my waifu~~
  • Me: KEEP RIGHT OR I WILL RUN YOU DOWN
6:20 PM
Via
Colossus is so bad ass…

Colossus is so bad ass…

4:29 PM
Via
raoulthompson:

cumming so hard

Cause he took pictures of me naked from like 20 miles away with that shit.

raoulthompson:

cumming so hard

Cause he took pictures of me naked from like 20 miles away with that shit.

3:44 PM

:(

:(

1:39 PM

They said shoot for the stars

But I said fuck it and shot myself in the foot

2:37 AM

Eternal frustration of the spotless Ben

12:45 AM
Via
This is a lot funnier to me if there is a comma after carrot.

This is a lot funnier to me if there is a comma after carrot.

May 24th
11:37 PM

This video will always make me happy

11:19 PM

Burple Nurple

Burping on someone and tweaking their nipples

9:21 PM

It bothers me when characters in action movies/cartoons/shows/etc utters a really cliched phrase like “It’s over (villain name)!”

I mean c’mon writers, you’re better than that. 

bibliolectors:

Weekend: relax reader / Fin de semana: relax lector (ilustración de Daryl Zang)

So this really doesn’t fit into my blog whatsoever, but… augh… the female form is just so… augh…

5:32 PM
4:04 PM
Via
I think I might be enjoying this show waaaay too much.

I think I might be enjoying this show waaaay too much.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Heavenward Grand Prix

by Japandroids

haunt-the-cause:

Possibly my favorite song in existence.